State of My Mind: Edition 1
1. Walmart Intercom: Is it just me or has anyone else ever noticed that when you go to Walmart, and one of the managers has to make an overhead announcement, that they sound as if they have a mouth full of shit. Why is that? I mean do you have to take a test during your managerial interview to see if you can sound like you have a mouth full of shit over an intercom system? Do you really think it enhances the shopping experience for those of us hearing a bunch of rhaw-rhaw-rhaw-rhaw (think of the teacher from the peanuts). Seriously, if you are going to use the damn thing make sure that you annunciate so we know what you are saying.
2. Hardee’s Buildings: Has anyone ever noticed that most Hardee’s buildings have been turned into Oriental Restaurants? How does this happen. I mean I know with the cost of gas makes it difficult to afford a six dollar burger, and so most of them have had to close, but why does the same building make such a good oriental place? People keep telling me that they closed due to a bad location. Then why is it that Ma Ga Pa has made it in the same building? Is there food any better? Can you tell what is in their food anymore then you can in Hardee’s? Someone please tell me.
3. Diaper Wipes: I was taking care of a little one this week and as I was using the wipes it made me think, why don’t we have these things for adults? I mean think of it, how nice would it be to have a refresher when you go to wipe your ass after a nice long dookie? I mean we all sweat during the day (ladies you know you do too). Wouldn’t it be nice to have a little handi wipe on your ass in the middle of the day to just say “Ahhhh, I feel refreshed and can go back to work all energized.” They make adult diapers, so why not wipes?
4. Vaccinations: Parents, lets get one thing straight, you are not doing your child a favor by not getting them vaccinated. If anything, you are putting them at risk for getting some ridiculous disease that no one should ever have to be subjected to like polio or the measles. This entire crap about it may lead to Autism, well its just that, crap. There is still no hard evidence supporting the claims. Perhaps its a mere fact that there is more awareness of Autism now versus say 20 years ago. Maybe its the fact that people are looking for something to blame, and the only thing they could come up with was vaccines. But lets be real, do you really think a bunch of kids wheeling around in wheel chairs is far better then having a bunch of science, math, or literature whiz’s? I think not. Give me the needle, I will take my chances.
“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but most abuse the privilege.”
August 29, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Hey honey. As for #3, they do make flushable moist wipes for adults. I know KC makes a cottonelle version, it has that cute puppy advertising it. They’re in the toilet paper isle. They come in these packs that kinda look like travel-sized Kleenex, just a little bigger.
September 22, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Just set a box of the baby wipes on the back of your throne, tape over the name and write in what you would like them called and have at it.
Chuck.
September 25, 2008 at 4:40 am
Or you can take the DC approach and believe that if the infant’s vertebral column is aligned and the body is adjusted, the CNS and PNS, along with the immune system should be working in tip-top shape. There then would be no need for injecting unnecessary chemicals and metals in the infant as the body has a natural ability to fight off illnesses and has an adaptable defense system. And besides, if they don’t receive any vaccinations, then there is absolutely no way they can have autism right?
September 25, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Let’s put it this way, Polio, Measles, Mumps are almost out of existence due to vaccinations. If some jack ass doesn’t want to get their kids immunized fine, but then keep their Dee Dee Dee asses at home and home school them. Sometimes common sense isn’t so common. There is no PROOF (literature, phase 3 trials, clinical information) that supports vaccinations leading to anything such as Autism. Stupid People!!!